令人捧腹大笑的连飞笑话

1650599 · 2024 年8 月 29 日 08:30

这是什么成分（惊厥

1745076 · 2024 年9 月 1 日 04:37

我勒个NAIP啊

1630208 · 2024 年9 月 6 日 09:28

有点逆天了

1326158 · 2024 年10 月 8 日 18:02

咱就是说，你回消息啊，平均3个指令才回一次。

* [17:21:54] CCA618 on 123.200: CCA618:ZYTL CTR good day CCA618
  [17:22:04] >> CCA618, squawk 6754, and IDENT.
  [17:22:57] >> CCA618, confirm squawk 6754 and IDENT
* [17:23:16] CCA618 on 123.200: CCA618:SQ6754
  [17:23:43] >> CCA618, you are on 5754
* [17:24:29] CCA618 on 123.200: CCA618:SQ 5754?
  [17:24:32] >> CCA618, negative.
  [17:24:37] >> CCA618, squawk 6754
  [17:25:00] >> CCA618, squawk IDENT please
  [17:25:32] >> CCA618, Dalian Control radar identified, descend and maintain 9200m (FL301).
* [17:25:32] CCA618 on 123.200: CCA618:SORRY
* [17:26:17] CCA618 on 123.200: CCA618:FL301
  [17:27:58] >> CCA618, descend and maintain 7800m (FL256).
  [17:28:28] >> CCA618, RUP16A CDO arrival, ILS approach runway 28.
  [17:30:43] >> CCA618, Hello?
* [17:30:57] CCA618 on 123.200: CCA618:CONTINUE APP?
  [17:31:25] >> CCA618, descend and maintain 7800m (FL256). RUP16A CDO arrival, ILS approach runway 28.
  [17:31:29] >> CCA618, You have to readback
  [17:32:15] >> CCA618, descend and maintain 6000m (FL197).
* [17:32:51] CCA618 on 123.200: CCA618:6000M
  [17:34:13] >> CCA618, RUP16A CDO arrival, ILS approach runway 28.
  [17:35:44] >> CCA618, Do you copy?
  [17:35:48] >> CCA618, RUP16A CDO arrival, ILS approach runway 28.
* [17:35:49] CCA618 on 123.200: CCA618:RUP16A ILS28
  [17:35:53] >> CCA618, thank you
  [17:36:01] >> CCA618, descend and maintain 3600m (FL118).
  [17:37:40] >> CCA618, descend and maintain 3600m (FL118).
* [17:38:02] CCA618 on 123.200: CCA618:3600M
  [17:40:36] >> CCA618, descend and maintain 1500m (4900 ft), QNH1019.
* [17:41:01] CCA618 on 123.200: CCA618:1500M
  [17:41:15] >> CCA618, QNH 1019
* [17:41:36] CCA618 on 123.200: CCA618:QNH1019
  [17:43:06] >> CCA618, descend and maintain 900m (3000 ft), cleared for ILS approach, runway 28.
* [17:43:37] CCA618 on 123.200: CCA618:900M ILS28
  [17:44:40] >> CCA618, check your altitude
  [17:44:44] >> CCA618, descend and maintain 900m for ILS
* [17:49:45] CCA618 on 123.200: CCA618:ILS28
  [17:50:01] >> CCA618, QNH1019, surface wind 29001MPS, runway 28, cleared to land.
  [17:51:22] >> CCA618, readback sir
  [17:51:29] >> CCA618, you HAVE to readback
* [17:52:05] CCA618 on 123.200: CCA618:cleared to land
  [17:54:02] >> CCA618, taxi via A, stand 27.
  [17:55:02] >> CCA618, Hold your position!
  [17:55:30] >> CCA618, I told you sir. taxi via A, stand 27.
  [17:57:14] >> CCA618, hello?

1722380 · 2024 年11 月 16 日 10:35

i’m chinese also!

1496934 · 2025 年3 月 31 日 01:17

機組：可以VOR/DME進近，跑道04，航向道建立報

极其先进的FLS进近引导模式

1496934 · 2025 年4 月 25 日 07:03

1732844 · 2025 年7 月 22 日 13:32

Real ILS

1898142 · 2025 年7 月 22 日 16:34

blind landing，迫真盲降

1696164 · 2025 年7 月 23 日 05:55

抓到你了哈哈哈哈

1696164 · 2025 年7 月 23 日 06:00

直飞杏林（XLN)
啥直飞谁的心里？
：）：）：）

1897662 · 2025 年7 月 23 日 11:33

[11:21:06]DKH320: ZPLJ_TWR Application for release to ZPPP.
[11:21:33]ZPLJ_TWR: DKH320,release what??
[11:22:23]DKH320: Application for release to ZPPP.
[11:23:16]ZPLJ_TWR: DKH320，Unreadable

1864066 · 2025 年7 月 23 日 11:53

虹桥机场 17L号跑道？每个单词我都认识但连在一起咋就这么陌生呢

1897662 · 2025 年7 月 27 日 09:27

*******: 北京地面, *******, W5脱离
ZBAA_GND: *******, 证实一下您这边收到通波Echo?
*******: 呃, 我们收到通波Echo了
ZBAA_GND: *******, 那你们咋会反向降落在36R, 不去降18L呢?
*******: 噢不好意思我以为您不在线
ZBAA_GND: 你都有通波了还会以为我不在线???

1270485 · 2025 年7 月 27 日 09:44

在现场，很费解，值得深思

1797278 · 2025 年7 月 28 日 00:45

今日上管见闻
ZBAA_GND 2025/7/28
对话内容如下：

[23:42:17] DLH943: Do you have a SimBrief subscription:) GND
[23:42:34] >> i do
[23:43:14] >> but you should file a plan yourself, i can only modify if needed
[23:43:46] DLH943: ok,"Can you add me on QQ? Thank you
[23:44:11] DLH943: I’m editing the flight plan to get it ready for filing.
[23:44:17] >> for what reason?
[23:44:37] >> you can upload one and check trhrough the website
[23:44:53] >> “https://www.vatprc.net/flights”
[23:45:04] DLH943: My SimBrief is using AIRAC 2403…
[23:45:47] >> so what nav data are you flying with? 2507?
[23:46:09] DLH943: yesMay I borrow a SimBrief account from you? I’d like to use it to update to AIRAC 2507. Thank you!
[23:46:53] >> I’m afriad that not possioble
[23:47:13] DLH943: I’m currently using AIRAC 2403
[23:47:31] >> 2403 on bord you plane?
[23:48:21] DLH943: yep
[23:52:06] >> ok, so accordin to COC(code of conduct), you need to fly while having latest navdata on borad
[23:52:23] >> you can only solve that yourself
[00:06:24] >> MUGLO W34 VAPGU W100 ORAVA W201 UNSEK A326 DONVO G597 AGAVO
[00:06:43] >> after AGAVO, rejion you planed route
[00:06:58] >> resubmitt one plan plz
[00:07:20] DLH943: RGR
[00:12:06] DLH943: Flight plan resubmitted. Please confirm:)
[00:12:41] >> MUGLO W34 VAPGU W100 ORAVA W201 UNSEK A326 DONVO G597 AGAVO
[00:13:22] >> pla follow that UNTILL AGAVO, THEN REJOIN YOUR ROUTE, please check
[00:15:20] DLH943: This is the route given by SimBrief:
[00:15:51] >> but it does not meet our requirment
[00:16:16] >> please follow controller’s instruction

what can i say?

1696164 · 2025 年7 月 31 日 09:53

貌似在现场哈哈哈

1898142 · 2025 年8 月 1 日 14:46

ZBAA_GND: 你以为通播是自己长出来的啊

1897662 · 2025 年8 月 2 日 10:30

1887527 · 2025 年8 月 2 日 14:34

哈哈哈请求被释放到北京笑喷了