令人捧腹大笑的连飞笑话

这是什么成分(惊厥

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我勒个NAIP啊 :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

有点逆天了 :thinking::open_mouth::open_mouth:

咱就是说,你回消息啊,平均3个指令才回一次。

* [17:21:54] CCA618 on 123.200: CCA618:ZYTL CTR good day CCA618
  [17:22:04] >> CCA618, squawk 6754, and IDENT.
  [17:22:57] >> CCA618, confirm squawk 6754 and IDENT
* [17:23:16] CCA618 on 123.200: CCA618:SQ6754
  [17:23:43] >> CCA618, you are on 5754
* [17:24:29] CCA618 on 123.200: CCA618:SQ 5754?
  [17:24:32] >> CCA618, negative.
  [17:24:37] >> CCA618, squawk 6754
  [17:25:00] >> CCA618, squawk IDENT please
  [17:25:32] >> CCA618, Dalian Control radar identified, descend and maintain 9200m (FL301).
* [17:25:32] CCA618 on 123.200: CCA618:SORRY
* [17:26:17] CCA618 on 123.200: CCA618:FL301
  [17:27:58] >> CCA618, descend and maintain 7800m (FL256).
  [17:28:28] >> CCA618, RUP16A CDO arrival, ILS approach runway 28.
  [17:30:43] >> CCA618, Hello?
* [17:30:57] CCA618 on 123.200: CCA618:CONTINUE APP?
  [17:31:25] >> CCA618, descend and maintain 7800m (FL256). RUP16A CDO arrival, ILS approach runway 28.
  [17:31:29] >> CCA618, You have to readback
  [17:32:15] >> CCA618, descend and maintain 6000m (FL197).
* [17:32:51] CCA618 on 123.200: CCA618:6000M
  [17:34:13] >> CCA618, RUP16A CDO arrival, ILS approach runway 28.
  [17:35:44] >> CCA618, Do you copy?
  [17:35:48] >> CCA618, RUP16A CDO arrival, ILS approach runway 28.
* [17:35:49] CCA618 on 123.200: CCA618:RUP16A ILS28
  [17:35:53] >> CCA618, thank you
  [17:36:01] >> CCA618, descend and maintain 3600m (FL118).
  [17:37:40] >> CCA618, descend and maintain 3600m (FL118).
* [17:38:02] CCA618 on 123.200: CCA618:3600M
  [17:40:36] >> CCA618, descend and maintain 1500m (4900 ft), QNH1019.
* [17:41:01] CCA618 on 123.200: CCA618:1500M
  [17:41:15] >> CCA618, QNH 1019
* [17:41:36] CCA618 on 123.200: CCA618:QNH1019
  [17:43:06] >> CCA618, descend and maintain 900m (3000 ft), cleared for ILS approach, runway 28.
* [17:43:37] CCA618 on 123.200: CCA618:900M ILS28
  [17:44:40] >> CCA618, check your altitude
  [17:44:44] >> CCA618, descend and maintain 900m for ILS
* [17:49:45] CCA618 on 123.200: CCA618:ILS28
  [17:50:01] >> CCA618, QNH1019, surface wind 29001MPS, runway 28, cleared to land.
  [17:51:22] >> CCA618, readback sir
  [17:51:29] >> CCA618, you HAVE to readback
* [17:52:05] CCA618 on 123.200: CCA618:cleared to land
  [17:54:02] >> CCA618, taxi via A, stand 27.
  [17:55:02] >> CCA618, Hold your position!
  [17:55:30] >> CCA618, I told you sir. taxi via A, stand 27.
  [17:57:14] >> CCA618, hello?

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