令人捧腹大笑的连飞笑话

今日上线三亚区域:

[13:57:34] >> Please contact me on 120.500.
[13:58:14] TKK837: WHY
[13:58:20] TKK837: GO SLEEP

后续频率内

[13:59:35] TKK837: ZJSA_CTR, TKK837 WITH YOU FL370
[13:59:49] >> TKK837, Set squawk 4522
[13:59:55] TKK837: 4522, TKK837
[14:00:22] >> TKK837, Sanya Control, Radar identified.

今日上海区域,经典重现 @1475432

[11:49:20] CCA8557: CHNGSZHA CENTTER ,ALT9500M SQUAWK6212 WITH YOU
[12:01:27] CCA8557: ZHUHAI CENT,ER,AIR CHINA8557 ALT9500M SQUAWK 6212 WITH YOU
[12:01:56] >> CCA8557, Please contact Guangzhou Control on 132.750

(在122.8)drang! drang! drang!
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(SUP is on the way :smile:

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2022.12.31某活动
[12:43:13 ] ANA825: FDX523,please confirm you are at FL350,ANA825?
[12:43:27]FDX523: affirm
[12:44:13] DAL410: duang duang duang :upside_down_face:
[ 12:44:21] ANA825: I think we are a little bit too close,I’m passing 335 to 350
[12:44:44]AIB346: nice XD :sweat_smile:
[ 12:45:07]FDX523 : no worries you are way faster
[12:45:41 ] ANA825: yeah I’m already ahead of you,so we are clear of conflict
[ 12:46:11 ] ANA932 : ko~ko~da~yo~ :wink:
[12:46:28] AIB346: kusa= = :flushed:
[ 12:47:10]FDX523 : no chat in 1228 plz : )


> [12:47:26] :joy:DAL410: boku wa sekkusu daisuki itsumo sekkusu mainichi yari tai sekkusu :rofl:


[12:48:18] ANA930: no free chat on 122.8 guys or SUP will be arrivedsoo000000000oon

C: xxx, descend to and reach 7800m at DOTMI.
P: descend and maintain 7800m at DOTMI.
(few minutes later…)
C: xxx, confirm you started descend?
P: negative, my FMC shows I can reach 7800m in 30nm.(actually he is on 11000m)
C: roger.
(private message to HKG_E_CTR)
C: pilot promised he can reach 7800m at DOTMI.
H: hope so
C: same hahahaha

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不要以为我看不懂 (doge)

同 飞多了就习惯了 甚至有时候会被带偏(


在现场哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

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这是昨晚我上那霸塔台 (ROAH_3_TWR) 跟某超管的超爆笑der聊天记录:

[12:30:37] xx_SUP: bruh just stay on school isn’t a good excuse
[12:31:12] >> lol
[12:31:29] xx_SUP: what about your vatsim attendance rate you need that 101%
[12:32:28] >> i am very hardworking
[12:32:32] xx_SUP: what class is required of the 100% attendence rate I can probably just tell you everything that will occur in it and save you the time+commute
[12:33:24] >> “doing atc everyday on vatsim.”
[12:33:55] >> omg i love this job
[12:34:05] xx_SUP: Isn’t the 100K + retirement salary good enough for your vatsim controller salary lol
[12:34:12] >> lmfao
[12:34:23] xx_SUP: 100K Vietnamese Dong Currency tho
[12:34:51] >> how about 100k zimbabuean dollars lmao
[12:35:18] xx_SUP: 100K Zimbabwee dollars is probably just enough for a single grain of rice
[12:35:24] >> lol
[12:36:31] xx_SUP: the VND got converted to zimbabwee by ROAH then to dollarlydoos by HK and now im converting it back so we’ve roughly lost like 37K VND with conversion rates
[12:36:57] >> ahahahahahah
[12:37:17] >> “mannnn i lost all of the money!!”
[12:38:17] xx_SUP: Bad news guys I put it all in Evergrande Group and the shareprice dropped 99.19%
[12:38:26] >> rip
[12:38:27] xx_SUP: now we’ve lost all our dong :frowning:
[12:39:17] xx_SUP: funny story one of my friends did no research and picked a random oil company to invest in on the NASDAQ then a few days later they went bankrupt and he lost all his money lol
[12:39:33] >> wtf
[12:39:36] >> hahahahhahahaha
[12:40:02] >> i guess he got scammed
[12:40:19] >> (maybe)
[12:40:21] xx_SUP: I’m holding like 700000 shiba coin
[12:40:50] >> “in-game currency” lmao
[12:41:34] >> “i’m so rich in isekai mannnnnn”
[12:43:23] >> the next day: i lost all of money rip
[12:44:11] xx_SUP: Gives me Sic Bo vibes




A321:我何德何能

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(某新年看日出活动) (如图)


(某路过机组)
XXX09: Why is everyone holding over there?

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ofc fail to do so at last. At least he didn’t call me ‘香港區調’

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I think that guy is a HAMMER lollllll

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obs见到的神奇一幕
当班管制peicheng 出来挨打(大雾

他小键盘裂了(x

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“340 shit”
以及……拼音小课堂?

  • [14:39:29] HAZ8427: SH CTR ,GOOD EVE ,HAZ8427
    [14:39:54] >> HAZ8427, Shanghai Control radar identified, climb and maintain 10100m (FL331).
  • [14:40:06] HAZ8427: ALREADY 101
    [14:40:30] >> HAZ8427, report your alt in feet
  • [14:40:49] HAZ8427: I’M NOW ON 10100m
  • [14:41:01] HAZ8427: 33100
    [14:41:45] >> HAZ8427, in feet
  • [14:41:56] HAZ8427: 33100FEET
    [14:42:03] >> HAZ8427, radar shows 9800m
  • [14:42:26] HAZ8427: always show like that
    [14:42:36] >> HAZ8427, proceed offset 6 NM right of track.
  • [14:42:55] HAZ8427: 6 NM RIGHT
  • [14:43:56] HAZ8427: WHY I SHOULD OFFSET ?
  • [14:44:18] HAZ8427: FOR MY Alt? speed?
    [14:44:24] >> HAZ8427, radar shows incorrect altitude, conflice
    [14:44:27] >> HAZ8427, conflict
  • [14:46:00] HAZ8427: it’s not my fault ,it’s due to system
    [14:46:30] >> HAZ8427, it isn’t, but if you follow the route, then it will be my problem
  • [14:47:01] HAZ8427: you are always correct

我的评价是:???????

今日在北大西洋上线 EGGX_CTR (Shanwick Radio)

  • [07:09:13] EIN1155: EIN1155 request for Squawk code roger
  • [07:09:50] EIN1155: no ATC, flight to Kerry ireland (EIKY)
    [07:09:54] >> EIN1155, I can’t give you a Squawk code
  • [07:10:09] EIN1155: Thank you roger
    [07:10:19] >> EIN1155, You are not in my airspace and I even don’t have radar (
  • [07:10:34] EIN1155: roger that

我:可以VOR/DME進近跑道04
機組:可以VOR/DME進近,跑道04,航向道建立報

上週拉薩還有個離譜的
我:證實不能直飛的原因
機組:技術不行

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